If you’ve been in a glass case of emotion waiting for the return of Ron Burgundy, then you’ll be as thrilled as I was by the arrival today of the official Anchorman 2 companion game, Scotchy Scotch Toss. Rather than trying to sum up this epic new title myself, I’ll have Ron describe the 99-cent game in his own words:

“Hello friends, legendary anchorman Ron Burgundy here to describe the greatest app in the history of Western civilization, ‘Scotchy Scotch Toss.’ This mobile game, which I personally developed, combines my two favorite things: Scotch, and playful exchanges with total strangers. Simply toss ice cubes into my glass of Scotch and I'll offer neighborly encouragement. Or, miss your shot, and I'll flog you like a petulant mule. Either way you're going to hear about it!”

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Scotchy Scotch Toss, the official companion game to Anchorman 2, arrives today for Windows Phone 8.Scotchy Scotch Toss, the official companion game to Anchorman 2, arrives today for Windows Phone 8.