
Don’t worry about having to come up with a message either, NokiaCupid already has a bunch you can choose from (you can’t actually write your own). Choose a message from Simple, Rhyming, Quotes or Cheeky, fill in your details, your conquest’s details and you’re good to go. It isn’t at all tacky, honestly!
The naughtiest it gets is “A lily is white and a tulip is pink. If you can guess who I am, I’ll buy you a drink. Happy Valentine’s Day.” The quotes section has a couple of nice ones though the “Simple” ones lack any sort of pazazz, if I’m honest.
Anyway, if you’re in the UK, have a play yourself. Feel free to leave your own messages for Conversations below as well, or suggestions (no naughty talk) for alternative messages.