Fear not though, as John is no longer offline – he’s going down under armed with a Nokia N900 and an N97 mini, which will enable him to report on his trip. Oh, and he’s bringing a girl too – the aptly-named Kylie.
They’ll be landing on Monday and you can follow their 48-hour road trip at Twitter and on Facebook. They’ll make it worth your while, too, as they’ve got a bag full of Nokia goodies to give away. Well, it is Christmas!
Just in case you missed it first time round, we’ve posted John’s appalling escapades below. Enjoy!