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May 19, 2012
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How to Open a Beer Bottle With a Chainsaw



…and other handy household hints.


via bestbeerbuzz.com

Most of us don’t just have a chainsaw lying around the kitchen, we have bottle openers. In some places, though, chainsaws are more common, so when it comes to popping the top off a cold one, grab the trusty ‘saw and go to work (*Do not try this at home, even if you do have a chainsaw* – the guy is a trained professional…or something)

There’s a whole heap of household tips that don’t include a chainsaw, but can get your clothes wrinkle-free and can even help you cut the cheese – and includes a handy tip from a Frenchman about how to open a bottle of wine when you’re caught short without a corkscrew. Why a lot of these tips include alcohol is beyond me but…

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