If you’ve been in a glass case of emotion waiting for the return of Ron Burgundy, then you’ll be as thrilled as I was by the arrival today of the official Anchorman 2 companion game, Scotchy Scotch Toss. Rather than trying to sum up this epic new title myself, I’ll have Ron describe the 99-cent game in his own words:
“Hello friends, legendary anchorman Ron Burgundy here to describe the greatest app in the history of Western civilization, ‘Scotchy Scotch Toss.’ This mobile game, which I personally developed, combines my two favorite things: Scotch, and playful exchanges with total strangers. Simply toss ice cubes into my glass of Scotch and I’ll offer neighborly encouragement. Or, miss your shot, and I’ll flog you like a petulant mule. Either way you’re going to hear about it!”
Don’t act like you’re not impressed. Buy it now